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04 May 2008

Bastard

Have you seen the sales figures?   That’s all down to my ads, you know!   Brilliant!   Actually, I think you’ll find that 93% of the extra sales came from my direct mail pieces.   Nonsense!    I spent millions on those ads.   You can’t take credit for my sales.   But I can prove it.   I have a control group.    (Bastard.)